The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
Has hit the town like a bomb;
The back fence gossip ain't been this good
Since Mable ran off with Tom.
Our town was peaceful and quiet
Before she came on the scene;
The lady has started a riot,
Disturbin' the suburban routine.
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl;
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane...
Me oh my, oh what a girl!
You should see how she carries on
With her admirers galore;
She must be givin' them quite a thrill
The way they flock to her door.
She throws those come-hither glances
At every Tom, Dick, and Joe;
When offered some liquid refreshment
The lady never never says "no."
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl;
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
Me-oh, my-oh, what a girl.
The things they're trying to pin on her
Won't hold much water for sure;
Beneath the powder and fancy lace
There beats a heart sweet and pure.
She just needs someone to change her
And she'll be nice as can be;
If you're in the neighborhood, stranger
You're welcome to drop in and see...
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
So delightful to hold;
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
So delectable -
Quite respectable -
And she's only NINE DAYS OLD!
