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Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more;
It ain't gonna rain no
more.
It rained last week and the week before;
It ain't gonna rain no more.
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Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more;
It ain't gonna rain no more.
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?
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Oh ! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more;
It ain't gonna rain no more.
Ain't gonna snow and it ain't gonna pour;
It ain't gonna rain no more.
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Mary had a little lamb, so
goes the tale of yore.
She loved that little lamb so much, she passed the plate for more.
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A bullfrog sat on a lily pad,
looking at the sky.
He fell right off that lily pad, and got water in his eye.
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A peanut
sat on a railroad track, it's heart was all a-flutter.
Along came the 5:05 - Oops! peanut butter.
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A cow walked on the railroad
track, the train was coming fast.
The train got off the railroad track to let the cow go past!
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I woke up in the morning,
I glanced upon the wall.
The roaches and the bedbugs were having a game of ball.
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The score
was six to nothing, the roaches were ahead.
A bedbug hit a home run and knocked me out of bed!
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A doctor
fell into a well and broke his collar bone.
We think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone.
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A farmer slipped
on the old barn roof when rotten boards gave way,
And as as he fell, he shrugged and said, "It's time to hit
the hay."
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Humpty Dumpty
fell right down and landed on his head,
So, all the horses and the men had scrambled eggs and bread.
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